You're looking for typos anyway, you might as well get something for it . . .
I hate typos. Really. I'm the one who carries a dry erase marker in her purse so I can correct restaurant signs when necessary. Say it with me: I. Hate. Typos.
The thought of those little buggers crawling all over my work gives me a twitch. Unfortunately, even the most diligent authors and editors can overlook the nefarious typo. So I'm begging all of you to help me.
Now, I know what you're thinking: "What's in it for me?" I'm glad you asked.
What you have to do:
Search my website and my books for typos. Use the contact form provided below to alert me to said typos. Make sure you tell me where the typo appears. If it's on the website, tell me what page. If it appears in one of my books, tell me what book and what chapter (provide the entire sentence the typo appears in). Every month I will write down all the names of those who've sent me typos and I'll put them in a hat. I will draw a name at random.
What the winner gets:
A $25 gift certificate from Barnes & Noble OR Amazon (your choice!). That's right - I am an author who is willing to pay you to complain to me about a typo.
That's how much I hate typos. Why if typos were spiders . . .
. . .
Well, now I've upset myself and I have to go have a lie down. Carry on as best you can without me.
